Two will go home! Who will it be? The anticipation is too much! Whatever.
Paula choreographed the group sing this week. She has won awards for that you know. She is wearing some sort of high heel wedge sneakers in rehearsal. Right. Fast forwarding through this shite. Let's get down to some judging. Oops, fast forward through the Ford "music video," too.
Lil Rounds is asked to walk to the far side of the stage to stand in some random spot. And she is out! Wow, that was fast. She gets to sing one last time. Sounds the same as last night. Hey, camera guy, thanks for the close up of the pattern on her dad's shirt. One of the judges apparently said, "Why didn't you sing like that last night?" while she was singing. The judges all have nice parting words for her.
FF through the old people singing a medley of the disco.
Kris Allen is safe. Adam Lambert gets LOTS of screaming when he stands up. Oh, the lack of suspense. He is totally safe. Danny Gokey tries to hug Adam to steal his mojo. Danny is sans glasses tonight, but is a little beardy. His accent is strong tonight. They are dragging this one out, for what purpose? Of course he is safe.
Anoop Desai is in the bottom three, so says Ryan. And there are only two people left, Allison Iraheta and Matt Giraud, so I guess they are both in the bottom three as well. So why do we have to chat with them about last night's performances? Matt is safe tonight.
I can't believe I totally got the bottom three right, for once. Not counting Matt, but counting Lil. I figured they would do both eliminations together. Instead, they got Lil out of the way and then went on as usual, as if there was only one elimination for the night. Poor Lil, forgotten so quickly and she didn't even get a good-bye montage.
Poor me. I caught up on the DVR and now I can't FF through David Archuleta's performance. "Touch My Hand" is a terrible name for a song and this little dude is a terrible singer. I didn't watch the season he was on. Everyone left in this competition is a better singer than he is. Oh, I guess he made it to the final two on his season. He didn't win, though, did he?
In case you haven't noticed, I hate everything tonight. Suck it.
Anoop is going home and Allison is safe. I knew it. Poor Anoop! I hope something good happens for him, meaning some sort of singing career. Ugh! I so don't want to hear this song again. I wish they got to choose any of their past songs for their last song.
Really, for being a choreographer, Paula's dancing at the table is awful. It makes me think of old ladies dancing to Top 40 songs at a wedding reception.
Lil does get her montage after all. She and Anoop have to share one. They are both smiling and are keeping is classy. I hope something good happens for her, too. Anoop thanks the vocal coaches and the band. Lil thanks the judges.
Top 5 next week but Ryan didn't say what they are singing so now I hate him, too.
The end.
