Simon admits that, after watching the show again from last night, he thought everyone was good.
Thank goodness I am watching this on DVR so that I can FF through Taylor Hicks. He was my least favorite contestant ever. Of course, I am also FFing through the group sing. It is never worth it.
There were messy kitchen hijinks in the Idol mansion in the past week. Ryan presents Danny with a bill for $6000 to clean up the mess they made. Ha, ha. Great gag. Yawn.
They are all asked to stand up. Matt felt good about his performance. Matt has to move over to the right side of the stage. Danny said he studied other performers in preparation for last night. He is asked to move to the left side of the stage. Allison is inarticulate and insincere. She is asked to go stand next to Danny. Kris says he wouldn't be there if he didn't think he could win. He is asked to go stand next to Matt. Adam laughs and says he has never been compared to Michael Phelps before (as Paula did last night). Ryan asks Adam which group he thinks he should go stand in. He hems and haws and then says that based on last night, he should probably be with Allison and Danny. Ryan drags him over to the other group, which turns out to be the bottom three. Danny Gokey looks shocked that Adam is in the bottom three.
Paula says it's crazy that those three are the bottom. Simon says it isn't crazy, that there are only five left and someone has to go home, and not to take away the credit that goes to the top two. (Blech.) Randy says that no matter what happens, all five of them are unbelievably talented. Ryan comments that Kara's jar dropped when he announced Adam in the bottom three. She says something about her mouth opening every time Adam is around. Lots of throat clearing and blowjob innuendo lead us into the commercial break.
Natalie Cole is singing a song from her album STILL UNFORGETTABLE. Talk about running something into the ground. I really dislike this kind of music, so guess what? FF through Natalie Cole, the commercial break, and right on through Taylor Hicks. He might be a great singer, I just can stand to look at him.
Finally, something is happening. Kris gets sent back to the chairs because he is safe.
Based on KtP's semi-smug spoilery comment a little while ago on the last post, I think Adam must be going home. I already knew he was in the bottom two from a spoiler on Twitter earlier in the evening. I guess I can't go online at all as soon as AI starts showing on the East Coast.
I will not immediately FF through Jamie Foxx, but there is a pretty good chance I won't last the whole song. He has that stupid computer effect voice thing going on, so the only reason I am still listening is that I can't FF and type at the same time. THAT is the number one song in America? Cripes.
I keep losing the remote because I set it down in the deep valley between my breasts and my giant pregnant belly.
Yay! KtP didn't ruin it for me. Adam is safe and Matt is going home. The bottom two made sense for last night's performances and Matt going home makes sense, too. There is enough time for Matt's good-bye montage and for him to sing. Which means one last FF!
There is even time for last words from the judges. Paula wastes most of the time with her gibberish. Kara says one of the best things they did was save him. Randy says hot and heat and something else. Simon says have fun, enjoy, blah, blah, blah.
Next week is Rock & Roll with Slash as the mentor. What? I think Kris will be the weakest and go home.
